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Top Ten Fears of Beach Goers
A
Lighthearted Look at Life on the Beach
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| 6. Being Filmed
You sneezed and coughed
your way through your early morning sick call to the office and were
just getting comfortable on your brand new beach towel...
Yes, that's exactly
when the ABC, CBS, NBC or News12NJ "TV Studio on Wheels" pulls
up and a perky reporter just dying to interview anyone in sight hops
out!
See
Also: Web cams
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7.
Losing Keys
An
irrational fear at best, it happens very rarely if one or more of these
easy precautions are taken:
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Don't toss them
on the towel only to be shaken off later;
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Use a large
easily visible key chain that floats and/or one with a big plastic
hook that you can attach to the strap of the beach bag so they won't
fall out;
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Keep them in a
suit pocket that has a reliable zipper or Velcro closure;
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Instead of
searching for an empty metered parking space, use a valet parking
lot.
If they do
disappear, each beach has at least two people with metal detectors
wandering around - ask for help (and tip them when they save the day!).
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| 8. Being Sunburned
We've all
seen someone the color of a cooked lobster with pale white skin peeking
out from under a shifting bathing suit - yes it looks comical, but
burning is a very serious concern and should be judiciously avoided with
proper cover-up, sun blocks and a sensible amount of exposure. Be
especially careful to reapply high SPF lotions to the kids every time
they come out of the water. SkinStore
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I've got my 45 on
so I can rock on -
Soak Up The Sun

C'mon, C'mon |
Two Bogus Fears:
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9. Dying of Thirst
Don't worry, this
could never happen! There are water fountains everywhere, "watering
holes" every few miles, as well as concession stands with soft
drinks and lemonade at most every corner.
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10. Starvation
This
could only happen if you left your ice chest full of food at home next
to your wallet. At the various beaches you can enjoy everything from a
bag of chips to a lobster dinner with steamers. However, to be in the
best shape for the beach, many consider starving themselves in late
spring when they realize it's too late to start an exercise program.
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